Tuesday, January 11, 2011

30 Days 30 Pictures: Day 11

Day 11: Something you hate

Yeah. Jersey Shore. As if reality television wasn't bad enough, this show alone is probably the worst of the worst. If everyone from New Jersey acts like this then I have no doubt in my mind that New Jersey is actually the Catholic Hell. The cast from Jersey Shore should honestly be ashamed to be alive. I mean seriously, who needs to call themselves "The Situation"? More importantly, what kind of invalid says "The situation is gonna be indescribable you can't even describe the situation that you're about to get in to the situation." Because, you know, spray tan, three gallons of hair gel mixed with chicken grease, and that stupid hair cut didn't make you look like a big enough douchebag. And in the first season Vinnie got pink eye. Do you know HOW people get pink eye?! It comes from shit. Shit in the eye. Shit in the eye that goes unclean. Most adults don't get pink eye because they actually know how to bathe. Good luck getting laid, you filthy jerk. Snooki just looks like she needs to get back in the candy factory. I really hope she isn't going to sing. On second thought I don't want her near anything edible. It'll just go straight to her ass and offset the Earth's gravitational pull. 

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